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Local set to Referee the Roller Derby World Cup

Sunday, October 16th, 2011

David 'Papa Razzo' Chapman

Thirteen teams from all over the planet are gathering in Toronto for the first ever Roller Derby World Cup, December 2 – 4, 2011.  With teams featuring from the best players from each country, it promises to be an epic three days.

As previously announced, four local athletes have been chosen to play with Team Canada.  TAZ and Gunpowder Gertie from Red Deer Roller Derby Association, Teeknee from the Oil City Derby Girls, and Hell on Keller from E-Ville Roller Derby will represent our country in this historic international tournament. 

Alberta has another reason to be proud.  When invitations were sent out to officiate the World Cup, Red Deer’s David ‘Papa Razzo’ Chapman was on the list.  While seldom recognized with fanfare that star derby players enjoy, referees are an integral part of the sport.  Just like the players, derby officials work hard in terms of athletics and knowledge to learn their craft.  It has been suggested that roller derby is one of the hardest sports to referee, a persuasive argument considering that derby refs skate fast within a small area while processing a flood of information that must be framed within modern flat track derby’s convoluted three tiered penalty system.

Chapman says, “In sports like football, soccer, baseball, and, of course, hockey there is a common knowledge of the rules.  Up to a certain level anyone can play the game, and most people can ref, without an in depth knowledge of the actual rulebook. There is no such knowledge of roller derby, just a vague memory of seeing it on TV as a kid.  It’s like watching WWE – an athletic entertainment product – and trying to apply that to amateur wrestling – an actual sport.”

During Chapman’s two and half years with Red Deer Roller Derby Association, he has been official, player, or announcer for well over fifty bouts, travelling all over Canada and the United States.  Last July he became one of only two officials in western Canada (less than ten in all of Canada) to be certified by the regulatory body, the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association.

Chapman explains, “If all I ever did was work at home games, I would never have learned to be a good ref.  The officials that came before me in Edmonton, Calgary and beyond showed me that you need to travel, and be part of a larger community to succeed.  I learned a lot from them and I’m still learning today.  The rules are still evolving, and the way the game is played within those rules is changing as well.”

Like all derby officials, Chapman is a volunteer and will be travelling to Toronto for the World Cup on his own dime.  To help with Chapman’s costs, along with players TAZ and Gunpowder Gertie, come support them and Red Deer Roller Derby Association this coming weekend, October 22/23, at Skate and Destroy.  This boot camp and headliner game features four amazing bouts over two days.  Yours truly will be playing Saturday night when my Nightshades take on the Gas City Rollers.  Sunday will see two women’s rookie bouts and a co-ed game later on in the day.

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The Light Side of Roller Derby

Sunday, March 27th, 2011

We hear a lot about the hard hittin’, trash talkin’ roller vamps of derby.  Roller derby is a sport with a mystique and sex appeal that is often capitalized on in promotion and emphasized by media.  And why not?  The combination of serious athletics with good girl gone bad alter-egos is one of the reasons for its skyrocketing popularity.

How real to life derby personas are is another question entirely.  Is the impression of being of a pack of ringleaders an act for the crowd and a form of mental warfare against the other team, or is it true derby girls are a bunch of bitches? 

From personal experience up close and very up close (ouch), I can reassure you that most derby players are merely human, with individual talents, flaws and challenges.  Still, if you wanted to create a continuum of gritty tenacity and mettle, with amoeba on one side and superhero at the other, derby girls would be clustered around the cape and tights wearing end. The personas may be over the top, but determination and moxie is as real as the game itself.  It takes women strong in body and mind to put on roller skates and mouth guards two or three nights a week to refine their backend kicking skills.  (more…)

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Man Enough to Play Roller Derby

Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

Little Brother and Lexisonfire by Papa Razzo

At six foot tall, Josh “Little Brother” Misner is no ordinary roller derby player, though it is not his height that is the most unusual.  Today’s flat track roller derby, with its stylistic roots in rockabilly and punk rock counter culture, brings up images of fishnet stockings and push up bras on hard hitting women.    Mustaches and protective cups are typically not in the picture.

But, with something as great as flat track roller derby, it’s inevitable the guys are going to want to try to muscle in on the action.

Mixed gender and men’s flat track derby teams started popping up about 2005 in the United States.  Today, in Western Canada there are three men’s teams, Red Deer Roller Derby Association’s (RDRDA) Dreadnoughts, Calgary’s Glenmore Reservoir Dogs, and the Vancouver Murder

Still, men playing derby is relatively rare.  When merby in Canada is played, the teams often have to borrow players, both men and women, from others to fill their rosters. 

I caught up with Little Brother of the Dreadnoughts, who I skate with, and against, in mixed gender league practices and scrimmages at RDRDA, and asked a few question about being a man playing what is mainly considered a women’s sport. (more…)

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Keeping An Eye on Roller Derby Referees

Sunday, February 6th, 2011

Viv the Shiv captured by Papa Razzo

There is a plague among our land, a scourge that is targeting a certain community.  It strikes fast and hard, and, at this point in time, no cure. 

Referee blindness is an epidemic of staggering proportions.

If you are a derby ref you should know something before you drop down to leave me a nasty comment: the afflicted are usually the last to know.  

Talk to the ladies on the track, they’ll state their shock at how the refs aren’t calling the back blocking.  On the bench they’re stunned with the low blocking and how their jammer has been trying to call it off for an entire lap and how could anyone miss her frantic signal?  The girl in the penalty box is pretty sure it was bad angle and she didn’t cut the track, thank you.  She was framed. (more…)

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Roller Derby Pop Quiz

Monday, January 17th, 2011

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Is this statement true or false:

Roller derby is one of North America’s youngest and fastest growing sports.  

Your answer likely depends on how old you are and, possibly, at what point your home town received access to cable television.

If you answered that roller derby is not new, it has been around forever, you are right!  And wrong.

Various games called roller derby have been around since the 1920s.  Originally a marathon, roller derby has taken on several forms, including the scripted and televised banked track roller sports of the 1970s and 80s.

However, FLAT TRACK roller derby, the kind being played in your town right now, is only about a decade old, with its governing body of rules having been created in 2004.  Today’s roller derby is driven mainly by female players, is all athletics and all real.

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